Swampthing’s Baby

 

This was a time when one male from each realm was forced to be pregnant, and gave birth for mothers day.  I was not around the whole time, but enough for you to be amused…

 

<21:56:39>

You see Swampthing, the Male Zombie Maggot King.

He is a Dark Oracle in the Army of Arnak.

He is Currently Holding:

Sour cream

A pickled pepper

He is Currently Wearing:

The Hell Wyrm Gauntlets

his swollen hands and feet

rusty chain leggings

A corroded chain helm

A tattered hauberk

A broach of shielding

He is standing.

He looks more skillful in weaponry.

He looks more skillful in evading.

He looks adept at combat skills!

He looks more skillful in pummeling.

He looks agile.

He is surrounded by a magical sheen!

 

 

A whole group of small action figures of Raspius run in and carrying hot water, sheets, and needed medical supplies.

A great Groan is heard! Raspius Bellows: Why are my feet swollen and where is the pickled peppers!

Vertumnus gently feels Swampthing's belly.

Swampthing doubles over in pain!

You cast a Healing.V Spell!

A reddish glow emanates from Aeval's hands, repairing Swampthing's wounds.

You heal Swampthing for 66 hit points.

You gain 1716 experience!

<He he he!>

Bladebonex goes, 'Woo Hoo!' at you.

 

-insert lots of heals here-

 

You moan.

Raspius moans as he doubles over with pain!

 

-insert more heals here-

 

Raspius desperately searches for the one who took advantage of him on that night he had a little to much of the Juices of Niord.

Wonders the Where abouts of Loon on that night??

A voice bellows: Although we are having fun lets keep this clean please.

Raspius remembers faintly of Karma and Leif telling him to Drink MORE....

 

[Tamia Local]

You're at the south-eastern edge of the city walls of Tamia, overlooking the Rigan Sea.  The plains of Olmran spread out to your east, while the sea lies as far as your eye can see to the south.

 

Obvious exits: north.

Agothocles  ,   Swampthing  ,   Cirith  ,   Wendy  ,   Methan  ,   Krye  ,   Stix  ,   Bladebonex  , and   Darvecet   are also here.

You also see   a fur cap  ,   a fur cap  ,   a fur cap  ,   _ some silver pieces  ,   _ worn boots  , and   a fur cap  .

 

Swampthing follows Wendy.

Wendy nods her head.

Wendy went north.

Swampthing went north.

 

-deleted things not important to the story-

 

You go to the dark hole in the hillside.

[Tamia Deeps]

You're squatting in a squalid hole in the earth.  Before you sits a disheveled figure in tattered black robes. The once-mighty Necromancer has been driven mad by the evil that has consumed his soul and all he can do is repair the wounds of the Armies of Arnak.

 

Obvious exits: out.

Swampthing  ,   Cirith  ,   Wendy  ,   Rhoads  ,   Methan  ,   Krye  ,   Qmnp  , and   Halfdead   are also here.

You also see   a smoke  ,   a smoke  ,   a smoke  ,   and paryni juice 

 

You cast a Healing.V Spell!

A reddish glow emanates from Aeval's hands, repairing Swampthing's wounds.

You heal Swampthing for 64 hit points.

You gain 1664 experience!

 

-insert lots of heals here-

 

<Blink>

Krye bandages Swampthing.

 

-more heals-

 

And another hits!

<Bah!>

You cast a Healing.V Spell!

A reddish glow emanates from Aeval's hands, repairing Swampthing's wounds.

You heal Swampthing for 60 hit points.

You gain 1560 experience!

 

-more heals…and Porthos comes to help-

 

Swampthing was just stunned!

Porthos casts a spell!

A reddish glow emanates from Porthos's hands, repairing Swampthing's wounds.

Qmnp gives a bucket of elven blood to Swampthing.

You cast a Healing.V Spell!

A reddish glow emanates from Aeval's hands, repairing Swampthing's wounds.

You heal Swampthing for 67 hit points.

You gain 1742 experience!

 

-insert more rests and heals here-

 

[Tamia Deeps]

You're squatting in a squalid hole in the earth.  Before you sits a disheveled figure in tattered black robes. The once-mighty Necromancer has been driven mad by the evil that has consumed his soul and all he can do is repair the wounds of the Armies of Arnak.

 

Obvious exits: out.

Swampthing  ,   Cirith  ,   Wendy  ,   Rhoads  ,   Methan  ,   Porthos  ,   Krye  ,   Qmnp  , and   Halfdead   are also here.

You also see   a smoke  ,   a smoke  ,   a smoke  ,   paryni juice  ,   etc…

 

Swampthing winces.

Swampthing disengages from his party.

Swampthing just disappeared in a flash of light!

Swampthing blinks out of existance!

Wendy blinks.

A cry is heard <swampthing cries> Its a Zombified Centaur Child!

 

[Tamia Local]

You're where the Tamian city wall curves west and south.  To your east lies a great grassland.  To your north are some rolling hills.  You see guardsmen atop the 50-foot walls keeping a fearful watch under the ominous black cloud that covers the city.

 

Obvious exits: north, south, and west.

Swampthing, Cirith, Durinz, Wendy, Rhoads, Methan, Taboo, Lordofshadows, Porthos, Stix, Jigin, Krazyboneziv, Darkspel, Qmnp, Halfdead, Kostchtchie, and Moonshadows are also here.

You also see a dark hole in the hillside,  painfully warped wooden stocks, a lustrous reinforced wooden wall,  some silver pieces, and some silver pieces  .

Also there is   a Zombified Centaur child.

Parole followed you in.

 

You see a Zombified Centaur child.

It is Carrying:

   Nothing Apparent.

It looks very blurry!

It is fronted by a glowing shield!

 

 

You cast a Call.Dead.III Spell!

Aeval points towards the ground and calls the Undead!

A tormented revenant appears with a burst of light.

You cast a Undead.Control.III Spell!

Aeval asserts control over the Undead!

You successfully control the tormented revenant!

You look controlling!

You command the tormented revenant to stop all action!

The tormented revenant follows you.

You command the tormented revenant to follow you!

You command the tormented revenant to attack the Zombified Centaur child!

You whistle innocently.

Krazyboneziv laughs at you.

Porthos casts a spell!

Porthos concentrates and intense pain wracks the Zombified Centaur child!

The tormented revenant sends a wave of pain at the Zombified Centaur child!

You arch one of your eyebrows.

<Krazyboneziv pulls out the Tranquilizer gun.  He shoots the Zombified Centaur child in the place where the sun dont shine. <ouch ouch>>

Taboo casts a spell!

Taboo reaches out to the nether planes and opens a ghostly rift from thin air!

Kostchtchie searches the area.

Ravaged hands reach from the rift of tormented souls and begin clawing at the Zombified Centaur child soul!

 

Kill it and never get another event of its type.

 

<Stix Whips out his nipple ... baby want some!!!>

<Blink>

Wendy blinks.

Qmnp laughs at Stix!

Swampthing laughs.

You pinch Stix.

 

Daaada y da ski black?

 

Vryce laughs.

Krazyboneziv laughs.

Krazyboneziv goes, 'Woo Hoo!' at Swampthing!

 

A cry is heard! its ....its ...its an Immortal spotted Penguin!

 

Kostchtchie mutters something under his breath about horse meat...

Kostchtchie drools on himself.

Spiderman arches an eyebrow.

Dravis rolls his eyes.

Silks mutters something under his breath about ewww.

 

Stix cattle prods the child ....

Stix shrugs his shoulders.

 

From all of us, to all of you Happy Mothers day (Pulp is not on but he will have an experience when he does)

 

Daa who me momma?

Dat leddie meen daaa kill er

 

<Moonshadows gives the baby an nipple>

 

The child said that taboo lady is mean kill her

 

You tickle Moonshadows.

Taboo laughs.

Moonshadows giggles.

Wendy points towards Taboo.

 

The child giggles and starts to lick Swampthing

Daaa ya need baff

 

You laugh at Swampthing.

Miliki laughs at Swampthing!

Wendy laughs.

 

It was devine intervention its smarter than Swampthing

Daaa ya need baff

n me stinky

 

Miliki tickles Swampthing.

Braze laughs.

Qmnp laughs.

Braze laughs.

 

 

…tis the end of my log.  I obviously cut out a lot, but you get the idea…

 

 

 

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